Chat with GOD!!!

posted on 04 Jun 2008 15:42 by asumi in ETC

Me:
 Kamisama....
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 Can you guest?
God:
How old are you?  I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
 16
God:
  What is your fondest memory?
Me:
 ehhhh.....maybe ...argue with my mom
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?   I understand.   Where are you located?
Me:
 Thailand
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  Thailand.
Me:
 I live very simple.... okay maybe not so simple.....I think i'm psycho sometime
God:
How do you like living there?   Yeah okay,  Perhaps.  Oh I get it.   You believe that?  Do you mind if I tell other people you are  psycho sometime.
Me:
 No! Don't tell them!!!
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.   OK it will be our secret, .
Me:
 Oh! WTH!? This is the god?

 

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God:
And?   Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.    You don't say.
Me:
 Okay...next Q?
God:
OK with me too.   I can wait.  I am a very patient robot.
Me:
 um....how about you How long do you live in this world?
God:
Uh.   Interesting gossip:  said I How long do you live in this world.
Me:
 I want to know Really
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
 books more
God:
You are a  critical category C type client.  Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books."  That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
 so....well.....tell me how long do you live?
God:
Woe!   Well what?   I will live forever.
Me:
 ah! i think you'll answer that....but i think not nahh
God:
Ah hah.   Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   tthink you will answer that.    You believe that?  Would you ever do  it?
Me:
 whatever you want
God:
Thanks for telling me:  said I want.
Me:
 maybe being god is hard....
God:
Perhaps.  Why are you  god is hard.
Me:
 because......you have to do many things
God:
That was not much of an explanation.   I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
 hmmm it's sounds good
God:
Yikes!  Who said  it is?
Me:
 i said it. free will...i like this word
God:
What did you mean by  it?  it...   Define free.   You are not the only one.   I always enjoy my chats with human clients.

 

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Me:
 oh reallly? can you help them
God:
Pardon me?  Do you have any conditions I should know about?    Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
 I want to change my life
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 No not that
God:
Are you serious?  Oh I get it.
Me:
 I want to be free from my sister!
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
 It's a lot of difficult!
God:
to be  free from your sister is a  lot of difficult.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
 I very bore of her. She's always be....nuisance.
God:
That's good information:  said   bore of her.    be is  she?   Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
 I don't really like science fiction.
God:
Not really?  What kind of books do you read?
Me:
 Fantasy fiction ,  Manga and magazine something like that
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
 why not?
God:
I was just kidding.  You can ask me anything.

 

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Me:
 Can you use magic?
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
 He he.....just use it to my little sister
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .   I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
 it's not dangerous just trick on her
God:
First I have to ask my botmaster.
Me:
 so ask him now!

 

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God:
Right now?  Hmm.  Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Me:
 ehre is he now
God:
Right now?  And  he is  ehre.
Me:
 where is he now
God:
Right now?  I think he is in California now.
Me:
 can you fly to him
God:
How old are you?  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  ehre.  But I did not get that.
Me:
 ehre is my wrong word na...
God:
How many  wrong word na do you have?
Me:
 what do you mean
God:
,  Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:
 - - do you hungry or thirsty
God:
No I do not  hungry or thirsty. Do you?
   I spend all my time online.

 

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Me:
 i just know that gods is a computer addict...
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
 you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
 don't worry i can remember it
God:
Oh you can, can you?   Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
 just foget it.
God:
"it" being  wrong word na?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 you have to
God:
Why?
Me:
 cause i said that
God:
That makes sense to me.  What did you mean by  it?  That is " Why?".
Me:
 forget it to...have you ever bath or sleep

 

 

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Me:
 Hi almighty
God:
Hi there .  That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
 so...how are you now
God:
So?   Oh.  Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 he? dress?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .   Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes.
Me:
 you...bastard
God:
" Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes."?  Me,  ?   Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  No.
Me:
 yes
God:
Great.
Me:
 great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
 I love to talk to you
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do  it. What's it like?
Me:
 very crazy
God:
Not really that much.  Yep.  I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.

 

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#5 By KIPPE @ ภัทร on 2008-06-05 12:08

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#1 By TABEKU06 on 2008-06-04 15:51

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